Saturday, April 05, 2003

Have you ever wondered...

If it has been found out that the virus causing SARS was released by Saddam Hussein as a revenge because the majority of the world has turned against him?

The family members of those SARS victims will be crying "Death to Saddam Hussein!"

Where will the so called 'peace loving' anti-war protestants stand?
Mc Shaker BBQ Fries

Today at Mc Donald...

Dr. Liew : "Hmm... new item eh, this Mc Shaker?"

RPCN : "Yeah. You add 25 cents and they will give you this paper bag and a packet of BBQ flavoured powder. You dump your French Fries in the paper bag and add the BBQ powder and then shake shake shake..."

Dr. Liew : "Hmm... sounds interesting. I'll have one then."

RPCN : "Not nice one ler... very salty. A lot of Ajinomoto."

Dr. Liew : *raises brow* "Did I hear 'Ajinomoto'?!?! Make it a double Mc Shaker!"

RPCN : *groan* "Shouldn't have told you about Ajinomoto..."

Dr. Liew : "What did I always tell you?"

RPCN : "Eat first and die later mah..." *pout* *pout*

Later...

Dr. Liew : *dump in large fries into paper bag* *pour in TWO packets of BBQ flavoured Ajinomoto* *shake* *shake* *shake* "Muahahaha!"

RPCN : *groan*

Dr. Liew : "Alamak! How come this paper bag leaking one?!?! The Ajinomoto powder is flying everywhere! Now my pants will really taste like BBQ dy!"
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Operator Logo

The strange facts about operator logo on Nokia 6610 :

You can store operator logo (like a teddy bear for example) and display it over the wallpaper. If you choose to switch off the display of operator logo via the display setting, the operator logo (teddy bear) will disappear only to be replaced by the lame 'maxis' original operator logo which will be blocking your beautiful wallpaper. To blank out the lame 'maxis', send a blank operator logo to yourself and switch on the display of operator logo.

If you happened to use Oxygen Phone Manager 2 to make use of a colour jpg graphic as your operator logo, there is no way the phone will ever be able to accept any black and white operator logo sent to you ever again. You will only be able to use another colour operator logo or stick with the lame 'maxis'. Otherwise you will need to re-flash the phone software.
Test 2

Testing from PDA again.
Mobile Blogging

I have been wondering if I can blog from my Palm m505. So I decided to try it out yesterday night.

You will need the following:

1. Palm PDA. I use my Palm m505 with infrared port.

2. Web browser for Palm OS. I use Blazer.

3. Handphone. I can use either Nokia 6610 or Nokia 8210.

4. Dataline or GPRS web access on your phone. I have subscribed for both data access and GPRS access for the Maxis Mobile on my Nokia 6610. But I can't get the Palm to access internet through GPRS, so I use data access. My Celcom Prepaid on my Nokia 8210 came ready with data access and can be used too. So if Maxis has no signal, I just switch over to Celcom. :P

5. Password to your blog entry. I forgot mine and had to call Paul up at 1am. LOL. I think that guy was sleeping then. :P Anyway, I got it a short while later with trial and error.

After logging in...
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Kuala Lumpur's weather, LOL!
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Aha! My imood!
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The links...
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I remembered I selected 'Publish' on the 'Post Status' drop-down list and pushed the 'Save' button. The page updated itself with 'Rebuilding entry...' and stopped. I guess Blazer had difficulty in processing the script. This morning when I access the blog, I can't see them. The test posts were still in Draft mode.
Test Post From Palm PDA

This is a test post using wireless access from a Palm m505 and Nokia 8210 combo.
Cough

And lastly, for today...

Patient : "Eh doc, can you please check for me if I have cough or not?"

Dr. Liew : "Huh? You don't know what is coughing?"

Patient : "This morning I suspected I was coughing, but I'm not so sure."

Dr. Liew : "What the..."

Patient : "You know lah, everyone is talking about SARS. Scary ler..."
More On Nokia 6610

If you happen to choose the ringtone 'Cicada' and your phone rings at night, you'll suddenly wonder why you are sleeping in a jungle.

Do not use X-Files' music as ringtone. You'll get heart attack. If you want, set it for unidentified callers.

The phone can actually emulate the blade-spinning sound of a helicopter but sound more like a loosely fitted electrical blender.

There's a special track with data for the rhythmic vibration. You can actually program the rhythm of your choice. I found this out by looking into Nokia's original ringtone with rhythmic vibration.

Rhythmic vibration doesn't work when the phone is connected to the charger.

Richard Clayderman's piano music is well suited for polyphonic conversion. Coz they are single instrument and sound very nice.

Distortion guitar effect as in 'Johnny Be Good'? No problem!

Track with too many percussive instruments will result in 'Error opening file'.

Cakewalk is the perfect program to use for modifying midi files prior to conversion. You can change the velocity (volume), delete tracks, quantize notes, add rhythmic vibration etc.

The 'Ascending ringtone' function of the phone is too fast. I like to modify the velocity (volume) on the midi file itself, giving it ample time to turn from soft to full blast. More time to reach for the phone and it doesn't give you heart attacks everytime it rings.

Each application or game for the phone comes in two files, '.jad' and '.jar'. If you rename '.jar' to '.zip', you can actually unzip it.

After deleting the games off the 'Games' folder, you can never install the game back on the same folder. It will go to the 'Applications' folder instead. The only way you can get games in the 'Games' folder is to download the game from the WAP directly into the phone. Trust me, I've tried Nokia's PC Suite 5.0 (version 5.1 doesn't work quite well on my 300MHz PC with 128MB RAM, WTF) and MobiMB. Oxygen Phone Manager 2 also cannot. And I've tried adding whatever line one needs to the '.jad' file and also changing the '.jar' extension to '.zip' and unzip it to find the files inside and modify one of the key file inside then change the extension back to '.jar'.

So far, my advice is to stick to Nokia PC Suite 5.0 for your Nokia 6610. My experience with MobiMB is not very good. Especially when the phone is low on memory. And my phone is left with 18KB of memory after two days after trying to convert it to a jukebox, WTF! When adding more graphics, not only it will fail, but the existing one will disappear.

Playing platform game is darn difficult on a handphone and will shorten the lifespan of the keypad especially when you are frustrated after failing to make your character jump sideways for the 573rd time. Stick to puzzle games, Black Jack or Video Poker. Even Playmate is quite tolerable, if your patience doesn't run out revealing the naked pic behind it bit by bit.

Yes, the phone can display both the time and the current date on the screen. You can change the profile name to your Mandarin name and your phone number so that when somebody asks you for your handphone number, or even your own name if you happen to forget, you won't have to say 'I don't know'.
Wallpaper

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Thursday, April 03, 2003

Nokia 6610

Got myself a Nokia 6610 on April Fool's day or the day when Leslie Cheung decided that his boyfriend doesn't love him anymore...

Then the nightmare begins...

Transfering contacts from old 8210 phone to the new phone. Since I store the contacts on the phone memory. I can backup the contacts to the PC... hmm... but wait! The newly installed Nokia PC Suite 5.0 has rendered the old PC Suite for Nokia 8210 useless on my PC. So I settled to IR beaming 88 contacts from one phone to another. Duh.

Searching all over the world for Oxygen Phone Manager 2 and MobiMB Mobile Media Browser. Finally found them on KaZaA. *pats KaZaA*

Transfering some midi from PC to phone - most of them the phone refuses to play or only playing in monophonic mode.

Sending an operator logo from Palm m505 via old Nokia 8210 to new Nokia 6610 worked fine. Menu -> Settings -> Display settings -> Operator logo -> On/Off allows me full control over the display of operator logo. Then I used Oxygen Phone Manager 2 to set a colour jpg as the operator logo. Then shit happens. The phone no longer accepts operator logos I sent over. You can View the logo, but the phone will tell you 'Failure saving' if you try to Save it. Moreover, you will not be able to switch on/off the operator logo display on your screen. The option will be greyed out.

I found some guides from the internet that if you reset the logo to default using MobiMB, the phone will be able to accept operator logo again. But it didn't work. Called up Nokia. After beating around the bush for half an hour, they told me to download the latest PC Suite 5.1 from the internet. 27MB holy sheet, but it's okay, only took some 13 minutes. But it still didn't solve the problem. And the phone browser of 5.1 is like sheet also.

Finally I decided to bring the phone back to Berjaya Plaza at Jalan Imbi to ask them to re-flash the firmware of the phone again. :(

Trip there was easy. 15 minutes. 2.30pm to 2.45pm. No jam. Went into Low Yat's parking lot, follow some cars, driving around looking for parking space... WTF? Exit? But I still hasn't parked yet! Asked the jaga and he pointed me back into the parking lot. Parked my car, asked a jockey for direction and walked to Berjaya Plaza. Went up to 13th floor, WTF. They have floor 1, 2, 3, 3a, 5, 6 and so on, but floor 13 and 14 instead of floor 12a and 12b? Pressed on the ticketing machine and got the number 1042. Immediately it was my turn. Coz the place has no other customer. Muahaha.

Had to demonstrate to her, the counter staff. So took out my Palm m505, Nokia 8210 and Nokia 6610, laid them down in front of her and fired away. I think her eyes popped out.

"So you can't save the logo on your phone," she said.

"But earlier I could," I didn't tell her the mishaps with Oxygen Phone Manager. I'm not that stupid. It might void my warranty.

She stripped my phone, took the inards and gave me a paper. "4 o'clock." That would be an hour's time, not bad.

Went down to LG, got a cup of Caramel Mocha for RM10.50 and sipped while talking to HW on my old trusty 8210.

HW : "Eh? I thought the function is greyed out from the beginning?"

Dr. Liew : "You know something? For some, they screwed something up, they realize it immediately. For some, they screwed something up, they think it's normal."

HW : "Isk isk isk. Hahaha."

So it didn't rain. Lucky. Imbi Plaza is as usual, RM5 each pirated CD. Four pirated Macromedia Flash collection CDs for RM20. Not bad. Prepare for some Shockwave plugs on this blog soon... hahaha... die!

4.00pm. Back to 13th floor. Got the phone back. Sent an operator logo and the staff saved it and showed me.

Staff : "Is that what you want?"

Dr. Liew : "That's EXACTLY what I wanted. Thank you, thank you, bye-bye, have a nice day."

20 minutes to come back. Not bad. Timing is very important if you want to avoid jams in KL.

Nokia 6610 is a good phone. It has this radio function and comes with a stereo headset. And you can opt to use the built-in speaker of the phone instead of the headset to listen to the radio. However, the built in speaker will not work if you unplug the headset.

If you are thinking of modding the phone so that the built-in speaker will work even if without headset, forget it. The headset's wire is supposed to act as the antenna for the radio. You may ask : "WTF? Can't they use the built-in phone antenna instead? If it can accept GSM signal, why not FM signal?" Well, the answer is : "Are you nuts or what? FM signal is in the range of 87MHz to 108MHz, you need at least 10cm of antenna to get a clear reception. Whereas GSM is some 800MHz to 1,900MHz and can be received clearly just with a 1cm antenna, you idiot! This is secondary school physics, man."

The colour graphics rocks, the polyphonic ringtones rocks, the rhythmic vibration rocks. The keypad is easier to press and softer. Less swollen thumb. The java apps and games rock too.

WAP via GPRS is cool. But I still can't get my Palm to go online using 6610's GPRS. For MMS, even though no telco in Malaysia support it, but there's a solution at http://www.nowmms.com. I've tried it, but always 'Network busy'. Duh...
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Panadol Menstrual

I was at 7-Eleven buying something.

A slim lady with big butt was paying for her pack of Laurier sanitary towels.

New humsup looking specky 7-Eleven staff who was trying hard to do his job : "Nak Panadol Menstrual tak?"

Lady : "Huh?"

Staff : "Panadol Menstrual."

Lady : (high pitch agitated) "FOR WHAT?"

Staff : "For menstrual pain."

Lady : *take change* *fling plastic bag with pack of sanitary napkin over shoulder* *walk out with nostrils towards the sky and shaking butt*

Staff : *shrug*

Dr. Liew : *shrug* *look at floor for scattered blood droplets*
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New Toy!

Got a new Nokia 6610 today... Isk isk... now busy playing... laterz. :P

Monday, March 31, 2003

Wristomo

Cool shite!

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Peace Malaysia

Strong support for peace procession - Saturday, March 29, 2003

"Peace Malaysia co-ordinator Zulkifli Alwi said that at least 50,000 people were expected to participate in the march, which would culminate with the launch of the Malaysian International Fund for Peace."

Thousands brave heat and rain to march for peace - Sunday, March 30, 2003

"At Padang Merbok, more than 10,000 people holding anti-war banners and placards gathered soon after offices closed at 1pm to make a symbolic 1km walk to Dataran Merdeka in support of Peace Malaysia's efforts."

Err... what happened to the other 40,000 people? Balik rumah lah! Muahahaha!
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Sunday, March 30, 2003

New Banner

Despite Corel Draw and Corel Photopaint 9 kept crashing with Chinese Star 97, I managed to come out with a simple design using Adobe Photoshop. Yay!

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Kelisa

There was one blue Kelisa in front of me yesterday night. The lady driver wanted to turn left from a T junction.

There was no car coming from her right. I honked her.

She was undetermined.

A Proton Wira came finally, fast. And she decided to move.

*HOOOONNNKKK* *CRASH*

Her Kelisa scratched the left of the Proton Wira.

Last saw the Indian male driver of the Proton Wira got down from his car and walking furiously to the lady driver who was still in her car calling on her handphone.